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“Heir Apparent” – the sixth Sam Plank novel
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Collection of columns: “Susan in the City: The Cambridge News Years”
“Portraits of Pretence” – the fourth Sam Plank novel
Sam speaks! New audiobook of “Fatal Forgery”
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AML for NEDs in five editions: Guernsey, Isle of Man, International, Jersey and UK
AML books for UK staff
AML books for Guernsey staff
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“The Man in the Canary Waistcoat” – the second Sam Plank novel
“Fatal Forgery” – the first Sam Plank novel
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Author Archives: ihatemoneylaundering
Systems to manual
I have a confession: I love writing AML manuals. I know, I know – it’s akin to saying that for Sunday lunch I enjoy a nice roast kitten with puppy gravy, but there it is. Who knows when it started, … Continue reading
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Tagged AML, CDD, certification, KYC, manual, MLRO, money laundering, procedures
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Loophole in the wall
Cash is a problem during a pandemic. Cash-intensive businesses like nail bars cannot trade, and takeaway food outlets have turned into delivery hubs with payment in advance by card. Luckily, anyone desperate to offload their criminal cash has a new-ish … Continue reading
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Tagged AML, ATM, banking, Bitcoin, cash, cryptocurrencies, FCA, Financial Conduct Authority, money laundering, money mule
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Faint at art
It’s a tricky thing, art. No – I don’t mean those arguments over whether an unmade bed or a black painted square is art, but the deliberations about when the art world is part of the AML community and when … Continue reading
The young and the riskless
I never thought I’d say this, but there are two great advantages to being 55: (a) I’ve had my first covid jab (one shivery night afterwards but apart from that – woohoo!), and (b) I’m not being targeted quite as … Continue reading
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Tagged FCA, Financial Conduct Authority, fraud, fraudster, investment, MLRO, money laundering, research, risk
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Mind your own business
One of the trickier aspects of the MLRO’s job is the juggling act they have to perform to keep everyone happy – staff, Board (or whatever their firm’s top layer of control is called), regulators and investigators. Although this can … Continue reading
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Tagged AML, annual report, Board, directors, FCA, FIU, guidance, JMLSG, MLRO, money laundering, nominated officer, reporting, SAR, suspicion
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Hang on every word
I have been called pedantic, but that’s not strictly accurate. The fact is that I make my living from – and spend much of my leisure time with – words. Most compliance-y people are good at detail: at school we … Continue reading
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Tagged AML, guidance, guidance notes, legislation, MLRO, Money Laundering Regulations, PEP, source of funds, source of wealth
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Chewing the FATF
Last week the FATF met for its regular plenary meeting and – as it does three times a year – updated its list of what I call “dodgy countries”, which are more correctly known as “jurisdictions under increased monitoring”. In … Continue reading
Back to school
When I was eleven I spent four terms in a girls’ boarding school in Worcestershire – as an only child I did not take well to the lack of privacy, and by far my fondest memory is of a day … Continue reading
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Tagged AML, bribery, CDD, corruption, money laundering, monitoring, National Crime Agency, NCA, OCCRP, PEP, Russian Laundromat, Transparency International
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I beg your pardon
In the last few days of the presidency of Donald Trump, when he was granting pardons to his chums and executing three black men and a woman while his mob was looting the Capitol, I read a tweet that has … Continue reading
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Tagged AML, CDD, drug trafficking, due diligence, fit and proper, money laundering, white collar crime
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Name and shame
We’re all used to lists and databases. There are sanctions screening systems and PEP screening systems. Within their organisations, MLROs have access to client databases. And, to a greater or lesser extent, jurisdictions are getting on board with beneficial ownership … Continue reading
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Tagged beneficial ownership, CDD, due diligence, Magnitsky Act, MLRO, PEP, Politically Exposed Person, register, sanctions, screening
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